If you've lived to be 85 you think you know who you are; then along comes someone and blows it all to hell!
An old pilot sat down and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'
He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying biplanes and various other aircraft types – I flew in WWII in B–29s, and later in the Korean War, taught dozens of people to fly, and gave rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot. What about you?'
She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'
The two sat sipping in silence..
A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old man and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'
He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.’