Thursday, July 31, 2008

Worried About My Reputation

Dear Abby,

I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas, who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of the HIV virus.

My parents live in Fort Worth . One of my sisters lives In Pflugerville and is married to a transvestite.

My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and Selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Dallas.

I have two brothers: One is currently serving a life sentence at Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Longview. She is a part time 'working girl'.

All things considered, my problem is this..... I love my fiancee and look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her.

Should I tell her about my cousin who Supports Barack Obama for President?

Signed,
Worried About My Reputation

3 comments:

Jenn of the Jungle said...

Dear Worried,
HELL'S NO!
Signed,
Abby

Seane-Anna said...

LMAO!!!!!

elwoodin said...

I think you have nothiing to worry about....though, that was a very funny post. Thanks for the smiles.

-Robert-